Yo Momma is so fat…….
Your momma is so fat, she was swimming in the ocean and all the...
A guy steps into an elevator and…
A guy steps into an elevator and there’s just one attractive woman in it....
Bad eyes.
A college couple is under a tree on campus making out. After a while,...
A serious condition
A well respected surgeon was relaxing on his sofa one evening just afterarriving home...
Two Quickies.
Q: What’s long, black, and never ends?A: The unemployment line!Q: What can’t you give...
Dogs ‘n Light Bulbs
How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?Border Collie: Just one....
Discussing finances
|A couple was having a discussion about family finances. Finally the husband exploded, “If...
Wrong Size
A woman that was on her death-bed turned to her husband telling him he...
Great Female Comebacks
Man: “Haven’t we met before?”Woman: “Yes, I’m the receptionist at the VD Clinic.”Man: “Haven’t...
Hillary and Bill at baseball game
Bill and Hillary are at the first baseball game of the year, and everyone...