Which drummer?
|There’s a five pound note on the floor. Of a thrash guitarist, a drummer...
Wedding Toasts 1
Marriage has driven more than one man to sex.Marriage is a ceremony that turns...
Cattle Herders
Q: Why aren’t blondes good cattle herders?A: Because they can’t even keep two calves...
Why didn’t the female frog lay eggs?
|Why didn’t the female frog lay eggs?Because her husband spawned her affections!
“E I E I O.”
|It was general question time on the “Top of the World” quiz show and...
Cannibals and Missionaries
Two cannibals meet one day…The first cannibal says, “You know, I just can’t seem...
A mouse in a minefield!
|What goes eek, eek, bang?A mouse in a minefield!
Ten Important Men In Woman’s Life
They are: Her Doctor; he says, “Take your clothes off.”Her Dentist; he says, “Open...
Tell me what I am
|A snake and a rabbit were racing along a pair of intersecting forest pathways...
Smarts?
What do you call a blonde that dies her hair Brown? Artificialintelligence!