Red fire fighter
|There are four wheels and eight men on a fire engine.Four and eight makes...
Orange penis
An old man goes to the doctor and says “Dr., I don’t know what’s...
You’re Drinking Too Much Coffee When . . .
Juan Valdez named his donkey after you. You ski uphill. You get a speeding...
A man spoke frantically into the phone…
A man spoke frantically into the phone: “My wife is pregnant and her contractions...
State Of The Art Watch
A rather confident man walks into a bar and takes a seat next to...
A man finds himself staying in a Vegas hotel room…
A man finds himself staying in a Vegas hotel room while on a business...
Irishman, Englishman and a German
|Irishman, Englishman and a German are caught in Saudi Arabia drinking. “Under Saudi law...
Touch-typists
Q: Why are only 2% of blondes touch-typists?A: The rest are hunt’n peckers.
How to make an ugly baby…
Q: What sexual position do you use to make an ugly baby?A: Ask your...
7 Quickies!
1) On July 8, 1947, witnesses claim a spaceship with five aliens aboard crashed...