Sheep
You momma is so fat, she needs a sheep for a tampon!
A small analogy
Getting anything done around here is like mating elephants.It’s done on a very high...
How do you make a cat drink?
How do you make a cat drink?1 cat2 lemonsVodkaMix then serve
The Suicide
There was a blonde and a brunette watching the 10:00 news. A news reporter...
They’re boasting about race records
|Some race horses staying in a stable. One of them starts to boast about...
Oh boy!
The blonde says to her friend, “My boyfriend has the worst dandruff.”Her friend says,...
You Mama’s So Ugly…
- Yo Mama’s so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said “Sorry,...
Drum joke Q & A
|Q: Why do drummers have a half ounce more brains than horses?A: So they...
Sue over the property
Did you know that heaven and hell are actually right next to each other?...
Bad Jeeves…BAD!
A wealthy couple had planned to go out for the evening. The woman of...