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Final Examination
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One night the Norse god Thor was feeling a bit horny so he decided...
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What is the difference between the government and the Mafia?
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The good, bad, and ugly!
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Little Johnny
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Grasshopper
A grasshopper walks into a bar and says, “Bartender, give me a drink.”The bartender...
How many body builders does it take to change a light bulb?
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