Adjustable Face Lift
This women of forty, being a rather vain person, decided she needed a face...
“Brrr!”
This guy walks into a pub with a gremlin sitting on his shoulder. He...
Accidents near home
What did the blonde do when he heard that 90% of accidents occur within...
Steve, Bob and Jeff are working on a very high scaffolding…
Steve, Bob and Jeff are working on a very high scaffolding. Suddenly, Steve falls...
Med Examination
A woman comes to a gynecologist for a checkup. She seems to be very...
Phone songs
|All of the following songs may be played on a touch-tone phone. Commas are...
Everybody’s doing it
This bloke was ordered from the pool for pissing in the water.”That’s ridiculous!” he...
Commanding the dumb
|As we stood in formation at the Pensacola Naval Air Station, our Flight Instructor...
Insult Collection #15
If you were a swine, you would be what you are now! You say...
Tombstone Epitaph V
Tombstone Epitaph in Memory of an accident in a Uniontown, Pennsylvania cemetery:Here lies the...