Lazy
How can you tell if a man you’re dating is lazy?He throws his kisses.
It just kills my appetite
A woman asks her husband if he’d like some breakfast. “Would you like bacon...
Ounces of brain for sale
|A man went to a brain store to get some brain to complete a...
Why couldn’t the blond pass her drivers test?
Q: Why couldn’t the blond pass her drivers test?A: Every time the car stopped...
Measure Intelligence
Q: How do you measure a blonde’s intelligence?A: Stick a tire pressure gauge in...
Swallowed A Mouse
A man swallowed a mouse while sleeping on the couch one day. His wife...
C&A
A guy walks up to his friend ans says ”why do you have ‘R’...
FAVORITE FANTASY
Age FAVORITE FANTASY 17 tall, dark and handsome 25 tall, dark and handsome with...
Top 10 rejection lines by women!
TOP 10 REJECTION LINES GIVEN BY WOMEN (and what they actually mean)10. I think...
What is the future
|My horoscope read, “You’re going places and you can’t be stopped.”Apparently the cop who...