Popular guy
Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony? The guy who can...
Lincoln
Your momma’s so fat that when she sits on a penny Lincoln dies once...
Hide and squeak!
|What is a mouse’s favorite game?Hide and squeak!
Touring a new saw mill
|Two Newfies landed themselves a job at a saw mill. Just before morning the...
What does it mean when two lesbians make love?
Q. What does it mean when two lesbians make love?A. It doesn’t mean dick.
Puppies don’t surf…
Why Dogs don’t surf the web…Can’t stick their heads out of Windows 2000.Too difficult...
A horrible tragedy
A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself.Approaching...
These two country boys, brothers, were knocking around…
These two country boys, brothers, were knocking around one lazy summer day and thought...
Heaven and smoking
Jay: Does the Bible say that if you smoke you can’t get to heaven?...
Life is precious
So the doctor tells the patient he’s got only six months to live.But the...