The Sermon!
A minister gave a talk to the Lion’s Club on sex.When he got home...
What is the last thing you usually hear before…
What is the last thing you usually hear before a redneck dies? ‘Hey y’all…...
Apples for sale…
A guy’s driving down a country road when he comes upon a sign saying...
Murphy’s nartial laws
|Murphy’s Laws of Martial Arts Ten scientific principles that apply to the study of...
The Pessimist!
An optimist sees the best in the world, while a pessimist sees only the...
Question answer 07
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Florida driver’s license!
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Drinking, Gambling, and Golf
A man was walking in the city, when he was accosted by a particularly...
It finally happened
A man died and went to Heaven. After reaching the gates to Heaven the...
Snow Boarding For the Young
When you’re 47 years old, you sometimes hear a small voice inside you that...