Things never to say to a cop
1. I can’t reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)...
OUCH!
OUCH! A couple hobbled into a Washington emergency room covered in bloody restaurant towels....
Critical Vet
A veterinarian was feeling ill and went to see her doctor. The doctor asked...
A famous surgeon went on a safari in Africa…
A famous surgeon went on a safari in Africa. When he came back, his...
Did you hear about the blonde that…
Couldn’t learn to water ski because she couldn’t find a lake with a slope....
Driving exams worry me
|Liz: I get so nervous and frightened during driving tests!Doctor: Don’t worry about it....
Watcha Gonna Be Son?
An old man is sitting at a table with his son and his new...
If men had PMS, what would happen?
If men had PMS, what would happen?a) The federal government would allocate funds to...
Strongest Man
The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around...
Here is your punishment
|”Haven’t I seen your face before?” a judge demanded, looking down at the defendant.”You...