Darn it!
|What did the spider say when he broke his new web?Darn it!
Sleeping like a baby.
While the U.S. stock market was at an all time high, the ups and...
Tell Me!
A husband and wife were fighting about their sex life.”You never even tell me...
How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Three. one to screw...
Elephant Jokes Eight
Q: Why do elephants have trunks?A: Because they would look silly with glove compartments.Q:...
This man got his prescription for Viagra…
This man got his prescription for Viagra, and goes home to get ready for...
Biting Nails
Two golden-agers were discussing their husbands over tea. “I do wish that my Elmer...
On the airline.
A little guy gets on a plane and sits next to the window. A...
Wrong card
At the card shop: A woman was spending a long time looking at the...
Pope
There was a Pope who was greatly loved by all of his followers, a...