A Short Time to Live
A man hasn’t been feling well, so he goes to his doctor for a...
The blonde and the screen door
What does a blonde and a screen door have in common?The more you bang...
What does Bill Clinton say to prospective interns?
What does Bill say to prospective interns?”Haven’t I cum across your face before?”
headmasters and bullfrogs
|What do headmasters and bullfrogs have in common?Both have big heads that consist mostly...
The Doctors
Nowadays there’s little meaning For a person to be gleaning When a man attaches...
A man wonders if having sex on the Sabbath is a sin…
A man wonders if having sex on the Sabbath is a sin because he...
Get A Boarder
There was this eighty-year-old man who was seeing the doctor for a checkup. The...
An Hour Fast
A man walks into a bar and sits down next to a beautiful blonde....
Dragging your feet
Two men are approaching each other on a sidewalk. Both are dragging their right...
10 Ways to Know You’ve Had Good Sex
1. Your mattress has turned into a giant sponge. 2. It takes five minutes...