My Turn
James and his wife, Martha, are getting ready to leave home for a vacation.Martha...
Why Do They Do That?
Why do they manufacture perfumed bathroom tissue when our noses are on our faces?
Give Them a Shock
Why do psychiatrists give their patients shock treatment?To prepare them for the bill!
How do you make love to a fat girl?
How do you make love to a fat girl?Roll her in flour and go...
For Dad’s with Daughters! (Long)
When I was in high school I used to be terrified of my girlfriend’s...
I\’m a Fun-gi!
There’s this mushroom who walks into a bar one night. All he wants is...
Magic Mirror
There are 3 people standing in front of a magic mirror. The mirror gives...
Commanding the dumb
|As we stood in formation at the Pensacola Naval Air Station, our Flight Instructor...
The student and the teacher
This little boy was at school one day and had to use the bathroom...
Two drunks
Two drunks are driving down the road drinking beer. All of a sudden they...