Where does Bill Clinton have sex?
Where does Bill Clinton have sex?- In the oral office.
Did you hear the one about the guy who had five penises?
Did you hear the one about the guy who had five penises ?He had...
Bigfoot Blonde
Q: What is the diffrence between a smart blonde and bigfoot? A: Bigfoot has...
Invent artificial dogs
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Measuring Monkey
A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink...
The only wish
Two guys of limited intelligence were on a ship that sank in themiddle of...
Like Corn Flakes
Q: Why are blondes like corn flakes?A: Because they’re simple, easy and they taste...
Three Hymns
One Sunday a pastor told his congregation that the church needed some extra money...
These two sperm were swimming around…
These two sperm were swimmin’ around, doin’ their thing and one sperm asks the...
I can’t breathe without that
|A blonde goes into the beauty and hair parlor with her walkman on her...