Why don’t you ever see lawyers at the beach?
Why don’t you ever see lawyers at the beach?The cats keep covering them up...
Who Suffered?
Watching her mother as she tried on her new mink coat, the daughter protested,...
Microsoft Panhandler v1.0 (Beta)
|Redmond, WA — Microsoft Corporation chair, CEO and all-around babe magnet Bill Gates announced...
Mohammed and Douglas Adams
Q: What do Mohammed and Douglas Adams have in common?A: A deep, abiding respect...
Sex drive is too high.
A feeble old man is in his doctor’s office having a check-up. The doctor...
Signs and notices 17
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. An ad on...
The captain and the camel
A Captain in the foreign legion was transferred to a desert outpost. On his...
I just needed to use your car
|After shopping for most of the day, a couple returns to find their car...
A succession of generations
The village blacksmith finally found an apprentice willing to work hard at low pay...
They where playing for the cup
|Why were the flies playing football in saucer?They where playing for the cup!