Until Twelve
I was twelve before I realized I could cough without having a doctor hold...
Martha Stewart’s Tips for Rednecks!
Here’s Martha Stewart’s Etiquette Guide for Rednecks!1. Never take a beer to a job...
Real news headlines 01
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Include your Children...
Tigger.
Why was Tigger lickin’ the toilet?Cause he was lookin’ for Pooh!
Gorilla Chase!
There was a man that owned a giant gorilla and, all its life, he’d...
The Truth
With all due respect, President Clinton was telling the truth when he said he...
A young wife, her boorish husband and a young good looking…
A young wife, her boorish husband and a young good looking sailor wereshipwrecked on...
Steve is going on an ocean cruise, and he tells his doctor…
Steve is going on an ocean cruise, and he tells his doctor thathe’s worried...
Things Mom Taught Me…
|My Mother taught me LOGIC…”If you fall off that swing and break your neck,...
Women Bashing (oh-oh)
How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be...