Blonde and screen door
What do a blonde and a screen door have in common? The more you...
Collymore change a lightbulb
|Q: How does Stan Collymore change a lightbulb?A: He holds it in the air,...
The scene is a dark jungle in Africa…
The scene is a dark jungle in Africa. Two tigers are stalking through thebrush...
Pickup Lines
1. I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands.2. Can I...
A man walked into the bar and there was a gorilla…
A man walked into the bar and there was a gorillasitting on a barstool.The...
Catch the Phrase
The following phrase:PRESIDENT CLINTON OF THE USA can be rearranged (with no lettersleft over,...
Gay Hired Hand
There once was a successful rancher who died and left everything to his devoted...
Men and Spray Paint Alike
Why are men and spray paint alike?One squeeze and they’re all over you.
Men say the smartest things when…
Men say the smartest things when they start the sentence with “A woman once...
An Orgasmic Problem
A woman went in to see a therapist and said, “I’ve got a big...