Garden of Eden
Adam was strolling through the , and he asked God, “God can you put...
Make me an uncle!
Stan was seconds away from receiving a vasectomy when his brother and sister-in-law barged...
own mind
He says he has a mind of his own. He’s welcome to it– who...
The String in the bar.
Two pieces of string walked into a bar and ordered a pint. ‘sorry’ said...
What is the definition of a Jewish nyphomaniac?
What’s the definition of a Jewish nyphomaniac? One that screws when she’s just had...
On the night of a Halloween costume party a couple were having…
On the night of a Halloween costume party a couple were havingtrouble picking suitable...
Universal excuse form.
The Universal Excuse Form is designed to get you out of the trouble that...
Watcha Gonna Be Son?
An old man is sitting at a table with his son and his new...
Studying the twinkies
|In an effort to clarify questions about the purported durability and unusual physical characteristics...
Lawyer: Send Me
NASA was interviewing professionals to be sent to Mars. Only one could go, but...