Bill Gates at the Pearly Gates
Bill Gates tragically died in a car accident. Arriving at the pearly gates, he...
Did you hear the one about the blonde fox that got stuck in a trap?
Did you hear the one about the blonde fox that got stuck in a...
A couple, age 67, went to the doctors office…
A couple, age 67, went to the doctor’s office. The doctor asked, “What canI...
I’m Hungry
Q: Where does your nose go, when it gets hungry?A: Booger King!!!
50-50 relationship
What do men consider a 50-50 relationship?We cook, they eat! We clean, they dirty!...
A farmer goes to confession for the first time in twenty years…
A farmer goes to confession for the first time in twenty years andtells the...
THERE WERE THREE OLD LADIES SITTING AROUND THE KITCHEN TABLE…
THERE WERE THREE OLD LADIES SITTING AROUND THE KITCHEN TABLE; GERTRUDE, SOPHIA, AND HARRIET....
The Prescription
The patient went to his doctor for a checkup, and the doctor wrote out...
Polish Space Program
Q: What’s delaying the hillbilly space program?A: Development of a working match.
Lawyer’s club
|A gang of robbers broke into a lawyer’s club by mistake. The old legal...