Men And Cats Similar?
How are a husband and a cat similar when it comes to housework?They’re both...
What’s the difference between Courtney Love and Wayne Gretzky?
What’s the difference between Courtney Love and Wayne Gretzky?Wayne takes a shower after 3...
Fastest Thing In The World
There were 4 guys sitting in a bar. One of them decided to play...
Three Hymns
One Sunday a pastor told his congregation that the church needed some extra money...
What can Calista Flockhart do with dental floss?
What can Calista Flockhart do with dental floss? Hang herself.
Jeff the Bellboy
Three couples got married and spent their honeymoons at the same hotel, where they...
Giuseppi walks into work, and he says…
Giuseppi walks into work, and he says, “Ey, Tony! You know who’s-a George Washington?”Tony...
Advice
1) Never eat at a place called Mom’s 2) Never play cards with a...
Bin Laden’s trip to the pearly gates!
After getting nailed by a Daisy Cutter, Osama made his way to the pearly...