Bird jokes 01
|Q: Why did the owl, owl?A: Because the woodpecker would peck ‘er!Q: What is...
Insult Collection #8
For two cents, I`d give you a piece of my mind — and all...
Prison and Work Compared
In prison you spend the majority of your time in an 8′ X 10′...
Help!
Operator, operator, call me an ambulance!!! Okay, sir, you’re an ambulance!
No Smoking Here
A guy enters a drugstore and lights up a cigar.The owner, a bit outraged,...
The Old Monk
A new monk arrives at the monastery. He is assigned to help the other...
Short Irish Jokes
|Q: Did you hear about the Irish abortion clinic?A: It has a 12 month...
Old local blacksmith
|An old blacksmith relized he was soon going to quit working so hard. He...
pretty little head
She has a pretty little head– for a head, it’s pretty little.
Why do blondes drive BMWs?
Why do blondes drive BMWs? Because they can spell it.