Twas the night before crisis
|Twas the night before crisis,And all through the house,Not a program was working,Not even...
Bad news
A mortician was working late one night. It was his job to examine the...
Sleeping like a baby.
While the U.S. stock market was at an all time high, the ups and...
Bart at the chalkboard!
The opening credits of The Simpsons(tm) shows Bart Simpson writing the same sentence over...
Signs for “every” job!
In the front yard of a funeral home, “Drive carefully, we’ll wait.”On an electrician’s...
Siamese Twins in England
Why did the Siamese twins move to England?So the other one could drive.
A dirty kid!
|What do you get if you cross a worm and a young goat?A dirty...
Little johnny at school
One day at the end of class little Johnny’s teacher has the class go...
Why did the blonde return her new scarf?
Why did the blonde return her new scarf?It was too tight.
Offer legal advice
|Taylor was desperate for business, and was happy to be appointed by the court...