Wrong Size
A woman that was on her death-bed turned to her husband telling him he...
U of Berkeley Products
There are two major products to come out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIXThis is...
Do you need a sign?
Stupid people should have to wear signs that just say, “I’m Stupid”. That way...
A hearing problem
An elderly man thinking his wife was losing her hearing went about20′ behind her...
Methods of execution
|There were three guys, a Torontonian, an American and a Newfoundlander. They were all...
What is the meaning of life?
What is the meaning of life?All evidence to date suggests it’s chocolate.
Mac vs. Etch-a-Sketch:
Mac vs. Etch-a-Sketch: You Decide __________ | ______ | ________ | | | ||...
A high school senior was inspecting Harvard University…
A high school senior was inspecting Harvard University, where he hopedto attend the following...
Household items
Back in the ’70s, days of conspicuous (ahem) consumption, Hugh Hefner was showing a...
What is brown and has holes in it?
What’s brown and has holes in it? – Swiss Shit.