Eye-Popping Tongue Twister
A guy boards his plane bound for Pittsburgh and sits down in his seat.He...
Farm jokes 06
|Where do you take sick ponies?To the horsepital!What do you say if you see...
The plumber has arrived
|A lady was expecting the plumber; he was supposed to come at ten o’clock....
Why Jewish women like Chinese food so much
The Harvard School of Medicine did a study of why Jewish women like Chinese...
In your Face!!!
A kid is walking down the road, when a car pulls up next to...
Duck sentence.
TEACHER: “Johnny, use defeat, deduct, defense, and detail in onesentence.”JOHNNY: “De-feet of DE-duck went...
How is pubic hair like parsley?
How is pubic hair like parsley?You push it to the side before you start...
A midget walks into the doctors and says…
A midget walks into the doctors and says, “Doc, I’ve got these fuckingitchy balls...
A prostitute goes to the hospital to visit a colleague…
A prostitute goes to the hospital to visit a colleague who is about to...
The Kilted Scotsman
THE KILTED SCOTSMANA kilted Scotsman was walking down a country path after finishing off...