At College
Q: What do you call a blonde in an institution of higher learning?A: A...
Husband 1.0
|Last year a friend of mine upgraded from BoyFriend 1.0 to Husband 1.0 and...
Your momma is…
Your momma is like a doorknob – everyone gets a turn!
yo mama so fat.. disease
Yo mama is so fat that when she was diagnosed with the flesh eating...
A girl called the police department and reported that…
A girl called the police department and reported that she had been assaulted. The...
Worms.
Q: How do you tell one end of a worm from the other?A: Put...
Finding the “perfect” mate.
An extraordinarily handsome man decided he had the God-given responsibility to marry the perfect...
An Avon lady was along in an elevator when she suddenly…
An Avon lady was along in an elevator when she suddenly hadto fart. She...
Windows 95
Why can’t dogs use computers?Because you can’t stick your head out of Windows XP
What are 3 problems about being an egg?
What are 3 problems about being an egg?You only get laid once, the only...