A Dent in the Pile!
An Italian, an Irishman and a Chinese fellow are hired at a construction site.The...
Pick your sport carefully.
After a two year long study, the National Science Foundation announced the following results...
I married Miss Right…
I married Miss Right.I just didn’t know her first name was Always.
20,000 Cockroaches
Customer: Do you have and cockroaches? Clerk: Yes we sell them to the fisherman....
Where are my pyjamas?
A man calls his wife and says to her, “Honey, I just got the...
Why the Lesbian tennis star could not compete in the Dutch Open?
Q. Why couldn’t the Lesbian tennis star compete in the Dutch Open?A. She got...
Little Johnny can count.
The teacher asked little Johnny if he knows his numbers.”Yes,” he said. “I do....
You are under arrest!
A scientist was successful in cloning himself, and was asked to speak at a...
Hair on my chest
A woman asks her husband to buy her a fur coat for their 25th...
OLD never dies
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