Change Toilet Paper?
How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?Nobody knows....
Cattle Herders
Q: Why aren’t blondes good cattle herders?A: Because they can’t even keep two calves...
An American was waiting on a London street corner…
An American was waiting on a London street corner. Anattractive English girl was passing...
Literal Actions
Two polish guys walk into a bar and sit down on the stools. All...
How do they do it?
How do Amish teenage boys find their sheep in tall grass?Most satisfactory!
Do you know what a Yankee is?
Do you know what a Yankee is?Same as a quickie, except you’re by yourself
God vs Satan
And God populated the earth with broccoli and cauliflower and spinach and green and...
Crazy English!
Let’s face it – English is a crazy language. There is no egg in...
The Mom Dictionary!
AIRPLANE: What Mom impersonates to get a 1-yr.-old to eat strained beets.ALIEN: What Mom...
The Engineer had just returned from a week long seminar…
The Engineer had just returned from a week long seminar. His boss, instead of...