College Degrees
A husband and wife were at a party chatting with some friends when the...
Grenade
Q: What do you do if a blond throws a pin at you? A:...
Thermometers
Q: What’s the difference between a rectal thermometer and an oral thermometer?A: The taste!
Do you see the dead bird?
|A brunette and a blonde are walking along in a park one morning.Suddenly, the...
Tell Me
A very elderly couple is having an elegant dinner to celebrate their 75th wedding...
Yo mamma so fat… elevater
Yo mamma is so fat, she went in the elevator, and when she pressed...
Lawyer vs Physician
A lawyer and a physician had a dispute over precedence.They referred it to Diogenes,...
What’s the difference between an oral thermometer and…
What’s the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?The taste.
Wrong Diagnosis
A man was walking along a sidewalk in a very gentle manner, almost as...
An elderly man goes into a brothel…
An elderly man goes into a brothel and tells the madam he would like...