Where do you find a no legged dog?
Where do you find a no legged dog?Right where you left him.
Joining the Lord’s Army.
A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day, and...
ABC’s
Student: Can I use the bathroom?Teacher: Okay but first say your ABC’s.Students: ABCDEFGHIJKLMNO QRSTUVWXYZTeacher:...
Ten Standing Ear To Ear
Q: What do you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear?A: A wind tunnel.
Economists in parades
|There is also a joke about the last Mayday parade in the Soviet Union.After...
Clueless
Knock Knock Who’s there? Ida Ida who? Ida know.
Viagra again.
Questions to Ponder about ViagraIf a man overdoses on Viagra, how do they get...
What did cinderella do when she got to the ball?
What did cinderella do when she got to the ball???She choked…
Spell it
Woman: Two *Achoo!* tickets, please. Clerk: Have you purchased tickets here before? Woman: *cough*...
51 Ways to Annoy Everybody
1) Pretend to be one of the Bush family. Doesn’t matter which. 2) Have...