Stupid Insults 26/31
Running U.S. appliances on British current. Runs squares around the competition. Rusty springs in...
Chicken and Horse
A chicken and a horse were playing in a meadow. The horse falls into...
Condoms In Ears
Q: Why did the blonde wear condoms on her ears?A: So she wouldn’t get...
Help Me Ring the Bell
Walking down the street, a man passes a house and notices a little boy...
You might be a redneck if…car color
The primary color of your car is “Bond-Q.”
Come In
A Jehovah’s Witness knocked on the front door of a home, and heard a...
The Australian way
After working for years, a hooker finally retired and, being afraidof spending the rest...
The chicken.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?To get to the other slide!
Short legged…
What do you call a girl with one leg shorter than the other?IleneWhat do...
Silly superstition
“Say, how old are you anyway ?” the reporter asked as theobviously young lass...