Ticket Please
Three lawyers and three engineers were traveling by train to the same meeting. At...
Lucky dog
What has four legs and an arm? A happy pit bull.
Mayonaise
Q: What did the mayonnaise say to the refrigerator? A: Shut the door, I’m...
The Mom Dictionary!
AIRPLANE: What Mom impersonates to get a 1-yr.-old to eat strained beets.ALIEN: What Mom...
Taste Test
A teacher was working with a group of children, trying to broaden their horizons...
Polak Locked His Keys In Car
Q: Did you hear about the Polish man that locked his keys in his...
A blonde came running home to her mother…
A blonde came running home to her mother, sobbing and hysterical.”What’s wrong?” her mum,...
Thinnest World’s Book Is…
What is the thinnest book in the world?What men know about women.
Mike Mooney, a Yankee was driving through the south…
Mike Mooney, a Yankee was driving through the south when he decided he wanted...
Do you know me?
|A small town prosecuting attorney called his first witness to the stand in a...