Getting a date.
There was a loser who couldn’t get a date. He went to a bar...
English to Chinese Translation!
ENGLISH PHRASE———————-CHINESE TRANSLATIONAre you harboring a fugitive?——–Hu Yu Hai Ding?See me A.S.A.P.———————-Kum Hia NaoStupid...
Twice a day
This guy goes into a doctors and says “Doctor, doctor you’ve gotta help me....
Worries about mad cow disease
|There were these two cows, chatting over the fence between their fields.The first cow...
The 3 convicts.
Three convicts were on the way to prison. They were each allowed totake one...
Why Women Live Longer
Why do women live longer than men?Someone has to stick around and clean up...
What is another term for cunnilingus?
What’s another term for cunnilingus? Genital Slurpees.
St. Peter
A lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. To his dismay, there were...
Brotherly Love
There once was a brother and a sister, fraternal twins, who were approaching their...
There was the surgeon who was arrested for drunken driving…
There was the surgeon who was arrested for drunkendriving. They let him go, though....