A secret pregnant lover
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Speaking of Sex
A gentleman is permitted to join a private club. The initiation consists of holding...
New scientific theories V
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Army Wisdom
A Purple Heart proves three things: you were smart enough to think of a...
99 Click
Q. What goes 99 click? A. A centipede with a wooden leg.
What is white and streaks across the sky?
What is white and streaks across the sky? The coming of the Lord.
When it’s raining cats and dogs!
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I am called a Princess
The United Airline’s passenger cabin was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant...
Another dress
Monica walks into her dry cleaning store and tells the guy: “I’ve got another...
How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?
How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? Such number as...