The “Perfect” Day!
The Perfect Day According To…HER8:45 – Wake up to hugs and kisses9:00 – 5...
The Special Olympics
Q: What’s better than winning 4 gold medals at the special olympics?A: Not being...
A few way to handle stress!
Stressed out…try some of these relaxing tidbits 1. Jam tiny marshmallows up your nose...
Democrats on the front porch
This little old lady calls 911. When the operator answers she yells,”Help, send the...
Who’s got long blonde hair and big tits…
Who’s got long blonde hair and big tits,and lives in Melbourne, Australia? Salman Rushdie.
Two Quickies.
Q: What’s long, black, and never ends?A: The unemployment line!Q: What can’t you give...
what is the difference between a man..
What is the difference between a man and a carp??One is a scum sucking...
Church announcement bloopers!
15 actual announcements taken from church bulletins:1. Don’t let worry kill you- let the...
Ventriloquist
A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he’s doing a show...
A stuffy matron is with a new man in a top restaurant…
A stuffy matron is with a new man in a top restaurant. The onion...