Confusion
What’s the difference between a duck?One of it’s legs is both the same.(just say...
The General’s Temperature
The general was confined to the military hospital for treatment of a minor malady.For...
It’s not a big deal, but it feels good
A man comes home from work one day and he says to his wife:...
What do you call 500 Natives running on the race track?
What do you call 500 Natives running on the race track? The Indy 500.
This male prostitute contracted leprosy…
This male prostitute contracted leprosy.He did okay for a while, but then his business...
Suck It In
I noticed my husband standing on the bathroom scale, sucking in his ample stomach.Thinking...
My husband’s last wish!
Mary Clancy goes up to Father O’Grady after his Sunday morning service, and she’s...
A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport…
A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached acomfortable cruising altitude,...
Why did the blond get fired from the M&M Factory?
Why did the blond get fired from the M&M’s Factory?She threw away all the...
Have you seen Stevie Wonder’s new car?
Have you seen Stevie Wonder’s new car? Neither has he.