The De-Ranged Cowboy
Cowboy Joe was telling his fellow cowboys, back on the ranch, about his first...
George W. Bush at a press conference
A reporter cornered George W. Bush at a press conference: “Many say the only...
Retirement
Retirement means twice as much husband for half as much money.
Light and Hard
Whats the difference between light and hard???You can go to sleep with the light...
Xmas Tree and Priest Alike
How are a Christmas tree and a priest alike?They both have ornamental balls.
Thinnest World’s Book Is…
What is the thinnest book in the world?What men know about women.
What is green and smells like pig?
What’s green and smells like pig? – Kermit’s fingers.
Greenhorn In Alaska
A greenhorn visiting Alaska was talking to two old sourdoughs. They informed him he...
Pulling Teeth
A man & wife entered a dentist’s office. The Wife said, “I want a...
Love the Dentist Quote
I love to go to the dentist. A man in white hovering over me...