Polaks Crossing A River
Two Polaks are walking down opposite sides of a river when they notice each...
I’ve got a rash
This fella goes to the doctor and says”Doctor, I’ve got a rash round my...
Try to settle the dispute
|There was once a Scotsman and an Englishman who lived next door to each...
Physicist
Q: What did the blonde say to the physicist?A: “Why, I just love nuclear...
Blind deer jokes
What do you call a deer with no eyes?No eye deer.What do you call...
Spin doctors!
|What kind of doctors are like spiders?Spin doctors!
What’s the similarity between Michael Jackson and McDonalds?
Here’s a gross one:What’s the similarity between Michael Jackson and McDonalds?They both stick their...
How do you know when a woman’s about to say something smart?
How do you know when a woman’s about to say something smart?When she starts...
Confucius Joke
Confucius says:Man who plays with titty gets bust in mouth.
Guess the instructions.
Read the 10 to-do instructions and then scroll for the answer – NO CHEATING!1....