There were two bulls, a young one named George and an old one named Sam…
There were two bulls, a young one named George and an old one named...
Why do men name their penis?
Q: Why do men name their penis?A: They like to be on a first...
A middle manager is called into his bosses office…
A middle manager is called into his bosses office on a Monday morning.He is...
On their wedding night the husband was so self…
On their wedding night the husband was so self – conscious about the smallness...
What’s the best form of birth control after 50?
What’s the best form of birth control after 50?Nudity
President Gorbachev
Q: What do a blonde and President Gorbachev have in common?A: They both got...
Drown my troubles
I’ve often wanted to drown my troubles, but i can’t get my wife to...
headmasters and bullfrogs
|What do headmasters and bullfrogs have in common?Both have big heads that consist mostly...
Elton John
Why did Elton John wear a nicotine patch on his penis?Because he was trying...
I was pushing it
|Kelly was standing in front of Cohan’s Tavern when he saw a driverless car...