Cooking
Yo mamma is such a bad cook that even the cockroaches throw up!
What do you get when you cross a rooster and a telephone pole?
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Spice Girls
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Why do they bury lawers 26 feet underground?
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A husband and wife were out playing golf…
A husband and wife were out playing golf. They tee off and one drive...
Triplets
One night a lady pregnant with triplets was walking by and a masked robber...
Great Reasons To Be A Guy!
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Mr Right Application
Dear ________, I regret to inform you that you have been eliminated from further...
Knock Knock Jokes 17
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Psychiatrist Definitions
Psychiatrist:1) Mind-sweeper.2) Someone who asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for...