To Fry a Peter
Q: What do you use to fry a peter?A: Peter Pan.
What do you get when you cross a lawyer and a pig?
What do you get when you cross a lawyer and a pig? Nothing, there’s...
Marriage quotes 06
|Marriage is like a mousetrap. Those on the outside are trying to get in....
Whale of a Time
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him??? I didn’t...
The truth about beer.
Yesterday, after extensive testing, scientists revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones…...
It was laying limp in my hand…
It was laying limp in my hand. It was very long, kind of thin....
Some thoughts for today…
It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial cost and blamed...
Redneck on a Computer
10. The monitor is up on blocks.9. Outgoing faxes have tobacco stains on them.8....
Why do men name their penis?
Q: Why do men name their penis?A: They like to be on a first...
The morning after
Bob woke up after the annual office Christmas party with apounding headache, cotton-mouthed and...