yo mamma iz…
your mamma is so ugly, when she was born, she had an incubator with...
New chemical warfare
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billy’s father is a lawyer
A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living....
Rude Nusery Rhymes!
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wallHumpty Dumpty had a great fallAll the kings horses...
Phone songs
|All of the following songs may be played on a touch-tone phone. Commas are...
Clinton and Gore at lunch!
Bill Clinton and Al Gore go into a local diner for lunch.As they read...
The duffer muffed his tee shot into the woods…
The duffer muffed his tee shot into the woods, then hit into a few...
A man is in a hospital bed completly wrapped up…
A man is in a hospital bed completly wrapped up in a body cast.One...
What do you call…
What do you call 3 blondes under a Christmas tree?Ho-Ho-Ho!
cross a frog with some mist
|What do you get if cross a frog with some mist?Kermit the Fog!