Stupid sports quotes
|These are actual sports quotes said by various people throughout the world.Oiler coach Bum...
Redneck Doctor
How can you determine that a death certificate was filled by a redneck doctor?He...
Keep fit… die healthy.
What does a short sighted gynecologist and a dog have in common?They both have...
Why do brunettes take the pill?
And more on blondes…Q: But why do brunettes take the pill? A: Wishful Thinking.
When I was in jr. high, all I wanted was a girl with big breasts…
When I was in jr. high, all I wanted was a girl with big...
Surgery
I had my appendix removed. There was nothing wrong with it, I just did...
Stupid Insults 16/31
His pointers are null / uninitialized. His puzzle is missing a few pieces. His...
Why is Chelsea Clinton growing up a confused child?
Why is Chelsea Clinton growing up a confused child? Because dad can’t keep his...
Evaluating employees
|RE: Quotes Taken from actual performance evaluations: “Since my last report, this employee has...
The Splatted Toad
Why did the toad cross the road?TO Show his girlfriend he has GUTS!