What is the penalty for bigamy?
Question: What’s the penalty for bigamy?Answer: Two mothers-in-law
Princess Diana alive?!
Q: What would Princess Di be doing if she were still alive?A: Scratching like...
Stirring Prescription
Patient: Doctor, what I need is something to stir me up; something to put...
There is this French couple, sitting up talking, when…
There is this French couple, sitting up talking, when the wife says to the...
The headmistress at a girls prep school…
The headmistress at a girls’ prep school in the old South (circa 1959) calls...
Screen Door
Q: What does a screen door and a blonde have in common? A: The...
Riddle: IQ and Football
What has eight arms and an I.Q. of 60?Four guys watching a football game.
Not enough time to tell
The morning after their honeymoon night, Julie says to herhusband, “you know, You’re really...
How does a man show he’s planning for the future?
Q: How does a man show he’s planning for the future?A: He buys two...
Stupid Insults 26/31
Running U.S. appliances on British current. Runs squares around the competition. Rusty springs in...