For Dad’s with Daughters! (Long)
When I was in high school I used to be terrified of my girlfriend’s...
I Didn’t Even Know!
Three drunks were sitting at a bar. The first one said… “I went in...
The amazing golf ball
|A golfer, playing a round by himself, is about to tee off, and a...
OLD NEVER DIES 2
|OLD CREDIT CARDS never die, they just expireOLD CRICKETERS never die, they just get...
Georgia Crazy Law
Members of the state assembly cannot be ticketed for speeding while the state assembly...
Politicians accident
|Politicians accidentA bus load of politicians were driving down a country road one afternoon,...
Types of Men Pissers
Absent Minded: Opens his vest, pulls out his tie, and pisses in his pants.Clever:...
How many sheep do I have?
|There once was a blonde who was very tired of blonde jokes and insults...
Nice, but rough
An elephant was having a horrible time in the jungle because a horseflykept biting...
Why Dogs Don’t Use Computers
Can’t stick their heads out of Windows ’95. Fetch command not available on all...