What is the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?
What’s the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irishfuneral?One less drunk.
Mother-in-law: I baked two kinds of cookies today…
Mother-in-law: I baked two kinds of cookies today. Would you like to takeyour pick?Son-in-law:...
Lonely Frog
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Daffynitions!
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Reason For Divorce
One of the reasons that fifty percent of marriages end in divorce is that...
Possible IBM acronyms
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What do you call a vegetarian with diahrrea?
What do you call a vegetarian with diahrrea?A salad shooter.
Why do women have arms?
Q: Why do women have arms?A: Have you any idea how long it would...
Judi and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends…
Judi and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends.Brunette: Last night I had *three* orgasms...
What’s the definition of bravery?
What’s the definition of bravery?A man with diarrhea chancing a fart!