Family Pants
Jack and Jill were getting married. Jack was talking to his dad about the...
How many men does it take to open a beer?
How many men does it take to open a beer?None. It should be opened...
What do you call a prostitute with her hand down her skirt?
What do you call a prostitute with her hand down her skirt?Self-employed
Having A Baby Is Like…
What a mother once told her teenage daughter about how it felt to have...
Why do not women wear dresses in the winter?
Why don’t women wear dresses in the winter? – Chapped lips.
I have good news and bad news
|Patient: I’m in a hospital! Why am I in here?Doctor: You’ve had an accident...
New…
If you went to New York City for vacation and found eggs everywhere, what...
Two missionaries in Africa get apprehended by a tribe…
Two missionaries in Africa get apprehended by a tribe of very hostile cannibals who...
Should I have a baby after 35?
Should I have a baby after 35?No, 35 children is enough.
Just Like Dad
The bride, upon her engagement, went to her mother and said, “I’ve found a...