What’s the quickest way to a woman’s heart?
Q: What’s the quickest way to a woman’s heart?A: Straight through the rib cage.
What came first, the chicken or the egg?
What came first, the chicken or the egg? – I’d have to say it...
The talking dog
A man tried to sell his neighbour a new dog. “This is a talking...
Courtroom ding-dongs!
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An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman
|An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman were without tickets for the opening ceremonies...
How do faggots get a condom off?
How do faggots get a condom off? They fart.
A boat load filled with Viagra sank in Baltimore Harbor…
A boat load filled with Viagra sank in Baltimore Harbor.They could not get the...
Helpful Tips To Make Life Simpler
Old telephone books make ideal personal address books. Simply cross out the names and...
Staring down from the bench to announce the terms…
Staring down from the bench to announce the terms of thedivorce decree, the judge...
WHY CAN`T BLONDES WATER-SKI?
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