Stupid blonde driver
|A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if...
Brain For Sale
A client of a hospital where they made brain transplantations asked about the prices....
Get a heart transplant
|A new arrival, about to enter hospital, saw two white coated doctors searching through...
Do the math
The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn’t paying attention in class.She called on...
Santa, we\\\\\\\’re worried about you.
Dear Santa: We’re worried about you.From your rosy red cheeks to your legendary girth...
The Blonde Driver
A State Trooper pulls a car over on a lonely back road and approaches...
Stress-Relieving Prayer
Stress-Relieving PrayerLord,Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,The courage to...
True Gender of Object
Mirrors are female because none of their reflections are really their own.Stamps are female...
Life is precious
So the doctor tells the patient he’s got only six months to live.But the...
Rooster and Peanut Butter
What do you get when you cross a rooster and peanut butter?A cock that...