Rotten Cherry
There is an 80 year old virgin who suddenly gets an itch in her...
It finally dawned
“How did it happen?” the doctor asked the middle-aged farmhand as he setthe man’s...
Why did clinton follow the chicken across the road?
Why did clinton follow the chicken across the road? because, he couldn’t get his...
What’s the worst thing about having to kiss Grandma?
What’s the worst thing about having to kiss Grandma?When the damn coffin lid falls...
May September Marriage
A 90 year old man shows up for a physical. He tells the doctor...
A middle manager is called into his bosses office…
A middle manager is called into his bosses office on a Monday morning.He is...
blonde and the bowling ball
Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball?A1: You can...
The Vet/Taxidermist
There was once an aspiring veterinarian who put himself through veterinary school working nights...
Stupid Insults 31/31
Uses thumbtacks to post notes — on his refrigerator. Uses two hands to eat...
Mirthy Facts
The average person is about a quarter of an inch taller at night.[Another quarter...