Man Is Like An Automobile
Man is like an automobile. As it gets older, the differential starts slipping, and...
…..olympics
Why isn’t Mexico in the olympics?…Because everyone that can swim, jump, climb, and sprint...
What is it called when a blonde blows in another blond’s ear?
What is it called when a blonde blows in another blond’s ear?Data transfer.
Santa’s Pet Peeves
|Department Store Santa Peeves8. Kids who refuse to believe that it’s fruitcake on your...
A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves…
A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the...
The devil’s offer
|The devil visited a lawyer’s office and made him an offer. “I can arrange...
Hmmm…Ponderings
What’s with the people who put carpeting on the lid of their toilet seat?...
Whales
A male whale and a female whale were swimming off the coast of Japan...
Count Down
What goes up when you count down?A Rocket Ship!
A husband comes home with a half-gallon of ice cream…
A husband comes home with a half-gallon of ice cream and asks his wife...